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Everyone knows that the start of every good healthy romantic relationship is a pick-up line...

Since they are of such great importance, I have decided to gather some here...

If you have any suggestions for some clean pick-up lines

e-mail me

What's your take on side-walks?

So your hot...I think your hot...wanna go out?

What's your favorite color? ( If you were a smoothie what flavor would you be? (ex.strawberry)*confused* but strawberries aren't blue...

Do you see that guy over there? (yes) He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds...they'd call you the McGorgeous!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

If you were a tree, I'd be a tree hugger

Geez! I know milk does the body good... but how much have YOU been drinking?

If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought!

Hand them a dum-dum sucker and say "Forgive me for being such a dum-dum, but I'm a sucker for a pretty/handsome girl/guy like you."

My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in much longer.

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Are you lucky charms?......cuz your magically delicious.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're 'Jamacian' me crazy.

Say "let me show you something really cool" and then take his hand and trace a line down his hand a bunch of times saying "okay here's a river...see that...a river" (stuff like that) then poke at a spot on one side of the "river" and say "right here is a cute little bunny that wants to get to the other does he get there"...then after a while prolli the guy will say "idunno...How?" and you say "how should I know...I just wanted to hold your hand!"

Will you hold something for me? (sure) *take their hand* Thanks

If you were cosine squared and I was sine squared, we would be one.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Let's be like fabric softener and Snuggle!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and to die on your lips.

I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped!

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Do you have a map? cuz I'm lost in your eyes.

You know how when your born you forget what heaven looks like? (yea) Well, I just remembered

Are you a magician b/c when I look into your eyes everything else disappears.

Your lips look dry and wrinkled, would you like me to press them for you?

Are you wearing space pants?! Caus your butt is outta this world

Is your dad a theif? because it looks like he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

When I saw you from across the room I passed out and hit my head on the floor... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons....

Can I borrow a quarter? (Why?) I wanted to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams...

*Grab the back of their shirt and look at the tag* (What are you doing????) Checking to see if you were made in heaven...

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANFRICKINTASTIC!

Girl, you gotta be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Excuse me... were you talking to me? (No) Please start....

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Can you catch? because I think I'm falling in love with you.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.

If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now.

Can I borrow a quarter? (What for?) I want to call your mother and thank her.

You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Dance with me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?

Is your name Miss Campbell? Because your looking mmmm, mmmm good

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

I caught you a delicious bass

What's your favorite letter of the alphabet?(answer)Oh...well mine's 'u'

Do you like to garden?(yes)Well we should plant our 'tulips' together.

Do you like water? (Yes) Good, then you already like 80% of me...

Spring is in the air and I have asthma, would you be my inhaler?


The look of love...